Tim Tebow. Since I have about eight weeks to rip Tebow to pieces before my team (Jaguars) drafts him in April, I might as well take advantage. Believe me, these opinions will completely change come draft day, but for now, away we go!

Timmy was untouchable in college, but he's no longer a Gator, so lets finally tell the truth about him being a QB in the NFL. Tebow is not a good passer, therefore he is not a good QB. See, it's that simple. Don't blame Urban Meyer for not developing Tebow into an NFL style QB. Do you really think Meyer spent more time with his former Utah QB Alex Smith (former No. 1 pick) than Tebow? And throwing motions don't matter in the league, the NFL doesn't care how you throw a ball, just as long as the ball gets to the intended target. Phillip Rivers, Vince Young and Tony Romo all have awkward throwing motions and nobody cares, mainly because they're good. Tebow isn't.

I know Pat White was drafted in the second round (major mistake by the way), but remember, White didn't complete a pass all season. And what he did best (run the ball) nearly got him killed against a real defense. .

Urban Meyer. What a dirt bag. Glad to see your heart was healthy enough to go around the nation and lie to every high school football recruit, only to go back to your leave of absence once they all signed their lives away.

USA Hockey. I really haven't been able to get into the Olympic hockey for some strange reason. So that must mean (as Ken LaVicka put it) "I hate America". Nevermind the fact that I pay taxes, I'm a law abiding citizen and I've done two stints of jury duty. None of that matters, I hate my country because I haven't been glued to the TV for USA hockey. What really upsets me is that everyone is trying to compare this team to the 1980 USA gold medal team. Everyone but me that is. How can you compare a bunch of no name kids defeating one of the best hockey teams ever assembled to NHL professionals on the USA team this year? Just stop it already, please.

NBA. By seasons end, Cavaliers head coach Mike Brown will become a genius, just like Doc Rivers did a few years ago with the Celtics. Oh yeah, the Cavs traded for Antawn Jamison and soon will get back center Zydrunas Illgauskas. I actually heard some idiotic analyst say the Cavs have a log jam of players and that's a problem. Exactly, Mike Brown is saying to himself, "I have to many good players, we can't win like this".

I'm still furious Nate Robinson won his third straight slam dunk contest, am I the only one? This guy should have maybe ONE title. It's like the judges feel bad for him or something. "Awwww look at Nate, he's so tiny, go ahead and give him the trophy". WHAT? This isn't little league, you don't get rewarded for being the adorable tiny kid. This is the NBA for goodness sakes!!!

Joslyn James. For those of you that aren't familiar with this tramp, James is one of the many street walkers that hooked up with Tiger Woods while knowing he was a married man. But unlike the other skanks, James wants a personal face to face (insert joke here) apology from Tiger. Ummm, yeah. Why don't you apologize to Tiger's wife Elin you two-bit fluzzy. Are you serious? Is this some kindof sick joke. This hooker even went as far as to hold a press conference, right after Tiger held his in Ponte Vedra.

Tiger Woods. I have a general rule about feeling sorry for people. 1) Anyone who's worth more than $900 million, I will not allow myself to feel sorry for you. I don't care what the circumstances might be, I just can't do it. I know that sounds cruel to some people, but that's just my personal rule.

Baseball.

- It's good to see that the New York media has already fired manager Jerry Manuel.
- Does spring training really need to be over a month long? I mean god forbid these players actually come into spring training in decent shape.
- I stand by my statements from last season that I could manage the Yankees to 88 wins. Did you know they signed Nick Johnson also this year.
- Hanley Ramirez is in his own world, and I love it. You should've seen this guy yesterday in the clubhouse with the media.
- The Marlins have 19 players on the team that look exactly like Chris Coglan.
- Only 4 teams have a shot at winning the WS. The Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals and Phillies. To all the other fans, enjoy the hot dogs at the park.
- Chris Volstad is by far the most easy going guy to ever live.
 

Things I miss now that I'm working on TV constantly.

- Free drinks at the ESPN760 office, yesterday I had cotton mouth for four hours because I couldn't scrap up 50 cents for a soda at the TV station.
- Listening to Colin Cowherd tell stories that always seem to include a body of water (pool, beach or hot tub mostly) and a cocktail.
- Being around people other than Herb Uzzi (TV producer) all day.
- Not being able to go out on weekends because I'm a loser as opposed to working all weekend.
- I miss having a normal boss because John Oteri is impossible to work for.
 

Benefits of being on TV.

- People are convinced I'm cool.
- I get to wear makeup and act like a diva from time to time.
- On Sunday nights, during the final hour leading up to the show, every 9 minutes I make Herb print me out a fresh hot copy of the script or I will refuse to go on set.

So there was no President Obama, Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley or Tiger's wife Elin at the press conference today. The biggest story from today is that Tiger truly has no idea when he will return to the Tour. He said it could be sometime this year, but who knows. That isn't good for the game.

PGA Tour Commish Tim Finchem will be holding a press conference at 12:15pm. My guess is that Tiger will announce today when he'll be back on tour again.

Just got a sneak peak of the media spread, lets just say "we got another son".

Just arrived at the Sawgrass Marriott (in my city) for the Tiger Woods circus, never have I seen so much media in one place before to not be apart of something in my life. Rumor has it that Tiger's wife Elin will not be here, but Michael Jordan supposedly will be.

Have to go pick up my credential which I'm sure Herb Uzzi forgot to request. Later.

Check out my interview with Teddy G: http://www.wptv.com/sports/default.aspx

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